Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas 2011

Merry Christmas From The Wieber Family Year 2011 in Quotes
Reesie turned 2 this year…
“Gnk gnk!” (ice cream)
       -Reese and her enduring word for ice-cream
“It's cold, hot-dip.”
-Reese holding the Tabasco that she just pulled out from out of the fridge
“Tee too (thank you), Jesus, for haircuts, hats, and hot balloons”
-Reese, during prayer time at night. 
Holland turned 6 this year…
“Here's one ride I'm tall enough to go on.”
-Holland, assessing the height requirements while on daddy’s shoulders after spending the morning too short to ride on many of the attractions at Knott’s Berry Farm. 
“C’mon pretty boy”.
-Holland to dad while helping him shovel dirt into the garden bed.
 “Does this McDonalds have eye balls, feathers, and fingers in their chicken?”
-Holland, after watching one too many documentaries about fast food restaurants. 
“But mom! I'm showing then some MMA!” 
-Holland, after being told to quit wrestling with her friends.
“Dad, it doesn't look good on you, but it looks good on him.”
Holland, referring to a pink shirt and white pants outfit for a ken doll
“We were dancing a little jig then it got craaaazy!”
-Holland, explaining what happened to Brian after he had to confiscate the girls’ swords during a duel with their Jack Sparrow swords at Disneyland.
Liv turned 8 this year…
If people see our car, they’re going to think we are bad drivers! 
-Liv, after a car crash in which we totaled our car.
"How come they X-ray shoes? There’s nothing in there but stink.....and shoelaces" 
Liv, age 7, in line at the airport security check-point. 

“I feel like holding a scorpion.”
-Liv, age 7.
“I want a cobra.”
-Liv, age 7, and a glutton for punishment. 
“I thought you were the boss around here.”
-Liv, after Brian said, “Check with mom about that.”
“I’m glad that I'm not satan”.
-Liv, with a big sigh of relief. (We are glad, too, sweetie!)

“Dad, can I hug you from behind?”
“Liv, sweetie, that’s called choking.”
“I know, Dad.”
Doesn’t getting older mean that one gets wiser, as well?   Hmmm…we thought so, too…
“I couldn’t handle being in a real horror movie.” 
-Jen, always bringing enlightenment and wisdom to any conversation. 
“You girls want to see something funny about this blanket? I can make this blanket scream and say, ‘No, no no!’”
-Brian, right before he began tickling Jen while hiding under a blanket during a family ‘bout of Hide-n-Seek.
“You can't tap out to tickling,”
-Brian, reviewing Wrestlemania House rules. 
“A new helmet would be cheaper than an MRI.”
-Jen, the voice of reason. 
“Stop boxing with your forks!  That's called stabbing.”  
-Brian, taking time during dinner to educate the girls on proper table manners. 
You know you it’s been too long since you’ve cleaned your car when you find a bees nest inside.
–Brian, during a restoring session with his Ford Bronco.

Some of my best friends have punched me in the face and choked me unconscious.  
-Brian, trying to convince Holland that the fact that Liv crossed the imaginary line between their beds wasn't a particularly bad grievance.  
In the bleak midwinter a stable place sufficed the Lord God Almighty, Jesus Christ. Angels and archangels may have gathered there, cherubim and seraphim thronged the air; but his mother only, in her maiden bliss, worshiped the beloved with a kiss. What can I give him, poor as I am? If I were a shepherd, I would bring a lamb; if I were a Wise Man, I would do my part; yet what I can I give him: give my heart. --Christina G. Rosetti.

Merry Christmas to you all!!!  We love you!  


Kimberly said...

This was just as funny the second time through! :)

Katie said...

I Love the Wiebers! Just sayin'

Johnna said...

What fun quotes from a beautiful family!


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